Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Carli Banks



If Carlie seems familiar, it probably means you have a hankering for hot chicken wings and big, bouncy boobs. You see, this blue-eyed beauty flaunts her scrumptious bod as a Hooters Girl in Davenport, Iowa. “I don’t think of myself as just a waitress,” Carlie says proudly. “We serve food and give a little show. It’s a cool job. I love all the attention and tips.” Any of you guys out there have a tip you'd like to give Carli?

Statistics:

Hair: Blonde, Eyes: Blue, Bust: 34c, Waist: 24, Hips: 34, Height: 5'6, Weight: 110
Biography:

Birthplace: Davenport, Iowa.
Age: 20
Favorite Movie: I like to think of myself as a kick-ass mid-Westerner, so I'm gonna say "Road House". I don't know why, but when Patrick Swayze says, "It's my way or the highway", I always get turned on.
Favorite Song: I don№t know about a favorite song, but my favorite CD lately is Spoon's "Gimme Fiction". It's great make-out music.
Favorite Food: You can take the girl out of Hooters, but you can№t take Hooters out of the girls chicken wings with blue cheese dressing!
Likes: You mean besides sex? Anything that involves the beach--swimming, surfing, maybe some volleyball. That's how I keep my body tight.
Dislikes: Morning breath. There's nothing worse than waking up next to someone with awful breath and then realizing yours is just as bad. Yuck!
Ambitions: If I can make a living in adult modeling that would rock!
Best Place to Fuck: I have this great chair that my mom gave to me when I was moving out. It's old and ratty and green, but every time I screw on it I have the most amazing orgasms. It's almost like the chair was designed for sex.
Best Sex: I like my sex to be intense and aggressive. I want my hair pulled, my ass smacked, my legs behind my head. I do like making love and cuddling and all that girly crap, but these days I just want to be fucked.
Favorite Position: My favorite position is doggy style, but who doesn't love that?
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: So you work at Hooters. Any good stories?

CARLIE: Well, one time, this guy came in for his bachelor party with a group of his friends. I wanted to make sure the night was extra-special so I wrote a little note on his bill. It was my phone number and I told him to call me later that night. When he did, we met up and I made him rethink his whole marriage.

HUSTLER: Your shoot seems pretty fencing intensive. Are you a fan of the sport or does it simply look good aesthetically?

CARLIE: Other than the sword being called a foil or epee, I don№t know the first thing about it. Truth be told, the only reason I know that is because it№s always an answer in crossword puzzles

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